Listopad 2006

Volný překlad z klipu Cell Block Tango

25. listopadu 2006 v 12:11 | Martina |  Chicago
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Bernie.
Bernie like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day,
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Bernie layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "You pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
Znáte ty lidi se zlozvyky, které vás dokáží vytočit. Jako Bernie. Berni rád žvejkal. Ne, nežvejkal, praskal bubliny. Jednou jsem přišla domů unavená a naštvaná a potřebovala jsem psychickou podporu a vidím Bernieho ležícího na gauči jak si žvejká. Ne, nežvejká, praská si. A tak říkám: Ještě jednou to uděláš…! A on: Prásk. A tak jsem vzala pušku a vystřelila dva varovný výstřely… Do jeho hloupý hlavy.
I met Ezekiel Young from
Salt Lake city about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those Mormons, you know. So that
night, when he came home, I fixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic.
Potkala jsem Ezekila Younga ze Salt Lake city asi před dvěma roky. Říkal, že je svobodnej a hned jsme si padli do noty. A tak jsme spolu začali bydlet. Chodil do práce a když se vracel, vždycky jsem mu namíchala drink, měli jsme večeři… A pak jsem to zjistila. "Svobodnej", říkal. Houby svobodnej! A kdyby jenom to, on měl šest žen! Jeden z těch mormonů, však je znáte. A tak jsem mu tu noc, co zas přišel z práce domů, namíchala drink, jako vždycky. Však víte, některým chlapů arsenik nedělá dobře.
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Wilbur,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been screwin the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!
Stojím v kuchyni a krájím kuře na večeři, hledím si svýho. Můj muž přijde domů, naštvanej. "Šous**š s mlíkařem!", byl šílenej vzteky a křičel "Šous**š s mlíkařem!". A pak mi nabéhl na nůž. Nejmíň desetkrát mi na něj naběhl!
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakem
lefogta a ferjemet en meg
lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...

Yeah, but did you do it?
A zabilas ho?

UH UH, not guilty!
Nejsem vinna!

My sister, Veronica and
I did this double act
and my husband, Charlie,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in our act,
we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
One,two,three,four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips,flip flops, one right after the other.
So this one night before the show we're down at the hotel
Cicero,the three of us,boozin', havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's Veronica and
Charlie doing Number Seventeen the spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.

Moje sestra Veronika a já jsme jezdily po městech y vystupovaly s naším tanečním číslem a můj manžel Charlie jezdil s námi. Vždy na závěr jsme dělali 20 akrobatických prvků - raz, dva, tři, čtyři, pět provazů, roznožek, přemetů, jeden za druhým. Tu noc před naším vystoupením jsme se ubytovali v hotelu Cicero. Pili jsme a bavili se a pak nám došel led a tak jsem šla nějaký sehnat. Vrátím se, otevřu dveře a tam vidím Veroniku s Charliem, jak dělají číslo sedmnáct, roznožku. Byla jsem v šoku, nekontrolovatelná a nemohla jsem si vzpomenout, co se stalo. Až když jsem si smývala krev z rukou, došlo mi, že jsou oba mrtví.

I loved Al Lipschitz
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a painter.
But he was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we broke
up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.

Milovala jsem Ala Lipschitze, že to ani nedokážu vypovědět. Byl to umělec…malíř. Pořád se pokoušel se najít. Chodíval ven, aby se našel a při cestě potkal Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary a Irving. Možno říci, že jsme se rozešli kvůli uměleckým neshodám. On si myslel, že žije, ale já ho viděla jako mrtvýho.

Cell block tango

25. listopadu 2006 v 11:28 | Martina |  Chicago
Tenhle klip fakt miluju... Užijte si ho!

Text:

Cell Block Tango

Pop
Six
Squish
Uh uh
Cicero
Lipschitz!

Pop
Six
Squish
Uh uh
Cicero
Lipschitz!

And now the six merry murderesses
of the Crookem County Jail in their
rendition of "The Cell Block Tango"

Pop
Six
Squish
Uh uh
Cicero
Lipschitz!
(4X)

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

Pop
Six
Squish
Uh uh
Cicero
Lipschitz!
(2X)

You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Bernie.
Bernie like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day,
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Bernie layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "You pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same!

I met Ezekiel Young from
Salt Lake city about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those Mormons, you know. So that
night, when he came home, I fixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic.

He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!

Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Wilbur,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been screwin the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!

If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakem
lefogta a ferjemet en meg
lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...

Yeah, but did you do it?

UH UH, not guilty!

My sister, Veronica and
I did this double act
and my husband, Charlie,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in our act,
we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
One,two,three,four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips,flip flops, one right after the other.
So this one night before the show we're down at the hotel
Cicero,the three of us,boozin', havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's Veronica and
Charlie doing Number Seventeen the spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.

They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
She didn't do it
But if I done it
But if she done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming
They took a flower
All along
In its prime
I didn't do it
And then they used it
But if I'd done it,
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

I loved Al Lipschitz
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a painter.
But he was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we broke
up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

They had it comin'
[Group 2] They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
All along
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us
And they abused us
And they abused us
How could you tell us that we were wrong?

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame.
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

You pop that gum one more time!
Single my ass.
Ten times!
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
Artistic differences.

Pop
Six
Squish
Uh uh
Cicero
Lipschitz!

Soráč :D

10. listopadu 2006 v 17:05 | Martina
Slíbila jsem vám, že sem dám nějaký písničky od Redhotů, ale mám takovou skvělou (pravdivou!!!) výmluvu: Já jsem sehnala spouuustu písniček (asi 7, ale to je vážně dost a navíc mi to dalo vážně zabrat je najít, protože se mi vždycky místo očekávaného načítání písničky ukázalo něco ve smyslu "Error, error!"...), ale každopádně jsem je po dlouhém hledání našla. Ale pak mi začal trucovat net a samovolně se odpojil (bídák jeden), takže se všechny ty písničky smazaly... No a teď jde o to, že se mi to nechce znovu hledat, takže máte asi smůlu... Minimálně dočasnou, maximálně doživotní, to si ještě rozmyslim. Takže soráč a možná se za pár let rozhoupu sem ty písničky dát... Možná... ;-D

Vyhlášení výsledků ankety "Nej kapela"

9. listopadu 2006 v 17:05 | Martina
Tuhle anketu už mám na blogu dlouho tak mě napadlo, že bych sem mohla šoupnout výsledky a písničky nejoblíbenější kapely v nejbližší době seženu a dám je sem taky. Takže takto:
Red Hot Chili Peppers
23 %
10 hlasů
Green Day
18 %
8 hlasů
Black Eyed Peas
14 %
6 hlasů
Rammstein
9 %
4 hlasy
Divokej Bill
7 %
3 hlasy
Oasis
7 %
3 hlasy
Škwor
7 %
3 hlasy
Gorillaz
5 %
2 hlasy
The Killers
5 %
2 hlasy
Chinaski
2 %
1 hlas
Good Charlotte
2 %
1 hlas
No Name
2 %
1 hlas
Franz Ferdinand
0 %
0 hlasů
Škoda že Franzi nedostali ani jeden hlas, protože jsou hustý... Takže ave Red Hot Chili Peppers ;-)

Omluvenka

8. listopadu 2006 v 16:48 | Martina |  Obrázky
To se může hodit! :D


Žirafa

5. listopadu 2006 v 18:45 | Martina |  Obrázky
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